Do you dread family dinners?
Does it make your jaw
clench, when someone passes potatoes
What’s there to do when a relative spews
a gravyboat worth of hate
against certain immigrants?
Is it worth the dry turkey
to sit there ashamed, while your great aunt
blabbers on about homosexual campaigns?
Sure, you can offer your well-researched facts.
You might even do so with saint-like
tact. But if all else fails, feel free to leave:
Critical thought will provide more peace
of mind than would grudgingly passing the peas.